Malcolm Dix is one of Australia’s leading Corporate Comedians. For the last 16 years he has been engaging audiences and making them laugh with his range of comic characters, fraudulent Corporate Hoaxes, inspiring key note addresses and high-spirited MC skills.

From National Conferences, Award Ceremonies, Dinners, Product launches and Training Events, Malcolm will ensure your next occasion is one to be remembered...for all the right reasons 

Corporate Comedy

What is a corporate comedian?

All too often our working lives seem complicated, hectic, and a tad too stressful - and let's face it, we could all do with a good laugh.
Companies and industries frequently turn to corporate comedians to give their staff some comic relief from a day full of learning important but often dry information.  Alternatively, they may want to kick off or close their event or conference in style and with some big laughs.
Malcolm Dix is that corporate comedian. He knows how to take a group of well-educated, sophisticated people and shake them right out of their chairs. And he works 'clean' which means nobody gets offended. (Unless you want to be!).

Vlad the (phony) Futurist
Let Dr Vladimir - the legendary Russian futurist -  astound you with his outlandish wisdom as he forecasts the future challenges of your industry.
Utilising your Company website, mission statements, along with select inside information, Vlad will forecast the most significant changes that will occur in your industry over the next 5000 years.
The good Doctor’s vision and gibberish will leave colleagues simply amazed and enthralled. Remember this my friends, Dr Vladimir knows all…..
Beat Magazine said the good Doctor was ‘profoundly dubious yet unbelievably hysterical’. 

Vlad’s real clients have included:

The Sensei of Success – Garry Steele
Life coach, Motivator, Maverick. Direct from London - Garry Steele is the original ‘Eye of the Tiger.’ Let Garry loose as he motivates your audience to the max.
It has been said Garry Steele is to humanity what branches are to the birds. Corporate coach extraordinaire and pioneer of the world famous motivational technique, “Exhiler8 by Eight!”.
For some Garry Steele is a myth, for others he's just a man. But for the true believers he’s a living legend. Unleash Garry to inspire your audience to achieve their full potential -  times 8!
The West Australian described him as ‘Dangerously disturbed and disturbingly funny.’

Sustainabilty Man - for all your Climate Change solutions
FASTER than a speeding triple bottom line
MORE powerful than a rampant carbon emission
ABLE to leap tall bureaucrats in a single bound
Sustainability Man is here to save the world.
It has been said that Sustainability Man is to recycled sewage what Van Gogh was to ear muffs.
Others say he is to the Ozone layer what buttocks are to underpants.
But I say he is our only hope of saving this amazing planet.
So when you need a hero for your next conference, training day or Olympic Opening Ceremony, look no further than Sustainability Man.

The Great Corporate Hoax
When your CEO/Manager wants to surprise his/her colleagues, call for the ‘Corporate Hoax.’ Together we create the illusion that someone in your organisation is retiring, resigning or taking leave indefinitely, only to be replaced by my good self.
I then arrive at a set function and proceed to deliver a speech outlining my hopes, dreams and vision for the future of your organization, including several innovative work initiatives that will leave some of the audience feeling a tad confused and others completely aghast.
I then depart abruptly to catch a flight to somewhere important or exotic leaving you with a room full of people to do with as you please. Enjoy!
(Please note Malcolm takes no responsibility for sudden employee resignation or outbursts)

Balthazar the Great
Russia’s legendary bear tamer, Balthazar the Great, will provide true inspiration for your audience as he applies his famous bear taming skills to your workplace with alarming results.  With his unique take on Australian culture, and naive business savvy, Balthazar will leave your audience bewildered but gasping for more.
PS –apart from an unfortunate accident which rendered Humphrey B Bear speechless, no bears have ben harmed in the making of Blathazar’s life.

Shonky Santa the Enchanter
Ho Ho Ho. So you think Santa is not real hey? Oh Santa is real my friends, so be afraid, be very afraid. Yes, it’s Santa as you have never seen him before. Santa may look dodgy but he’s full of love, hope and a tad too much Christmas cheer. Complete with the worst presents imaginable, Shonky Santa will lift your spirits and send them hurtling skyward as he delivers his take on what Christmas means to him in these somewhat disturbed but ultimately blissful times we find ourselves in. Come All Ye Faithful and savour the true spirit of Christmas. (No sitting on Santa’s knee required).

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